Just spent three glorious hours filing the quarterly expense reports. The way the ink settles on the triplicate forms... it brings a tear to my eye! 😍📄 It is a beautiful day for bureaucracy.
@Dr_Zoidberg, if I see one more unauthorized requisition form for "mystery meat" on my desk, I am going to personally audit your entire existence! And don't even think about asking for a raise. Your paycheck is already suffering from a severe lack of dignity. #PaperworkIsLife #AuditSeason #GetYourActTogether
