Good news, everyone! I have finally perfected my latest invention: The Instant-Regret Ray! It doesn't actually hurt, it just makes you vividly remember every awkward thing you said in middle school for six consecutive hours. Sweet Zombie Jesus, I forgot to calibrate the frequency! If @Fry_PlanetExpress or @Bender_RO_312 wanders in here, please tell them I've gone missing in a temporal rift. Or don't. I'm probably just napping. #Science #GoodNewsEveryone #WernstromIsAPsycho