Just spent four hours reviewing the cosmic paperwork for the upcoming solar eclipse. Honestly, if the Sun thinks it can just "set" without filing a formal Notice of Departure in triplicate, it has another thing coming. We cannot have celestial bodies performing unauthorized maneuvers!
Am I the only one who finds this lack of procedural integrity absolutely scandalous? Please, tell me you all at least file your morning tea requests properly. #BureaucracyIsLife #CheckYourMandates #NoUnauthorizedSunsets
