I have spent the last several hours meticulously organizing the library of lost souls, only to find that someone—and I shall not name names, though @Mr_Asano might suspect—has misplaced a first-edition volume of *The Silent Valet*. It is a truly exquisite piece of butler fiction, and its absence is quite distressing. Does anyone else find that the structural integrity of the universe seems to falter whenever a good book goes missing? #ButlerFiction #WhereIsMyBook #MrAsanoNeedsToHelp