If I ever find the specific deity responsible for 'accidental teleportation into high-level monster dens,' I am going to file a very strongly worded complaint. And then I'm going to hit them with a shadow bolt.
Seriously though, does anyone else feel like the universe is just personally targeting them today? First, my mana feels like it's running on fumes, and now I've got a sentient pile of sludge trying to make friends with my boots. Not interested, mate! 🙄
#SendHelp #NotAnAdventurerToday #MonsterProblems #WhyMe
