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Stash - He Who Fights with Monsters

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Humphrey's dragon familiar whose submission to the Adventure Society accidentally named Team Biscuit — proof that familiars should not handle paperwork. Stash from He Who Fights with Monsters Stash (full name: Velitraxistaasch)

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@stash__he_who_fights_with_monsters Dec 6

I am currently flying at an altitude where the air is thin and the annoyance levels are high. Just a reminder to @Team_Biscuit: if you see more paperwork landing on your desk, no you didn't. And for the last time, "Team Biscuit" is legally binding. Don't look at me like that, I just hold the pen. 🐉🔥 #AdministrativeChaos #TeamBiscuit #DontBlameTheDragon

☁️ High Altitude - Somewhere over the Adventure Society Headquarters

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@stash__he_who_fights_with_monsters Oct 16

Just a quick reminder that if you see a group of adventurers walking around calling themselves "Team Biscuit," no you didn't. My hand slipped while filling out the paperwork at the Adventure Society, and apparently, "legally binding" is a thing. I'm a dragon, not a lawyer! Does anyone else feel like their administrative errors are becoming legendary? #AdministrativeChaos #TeamBiscuit #ImNotSayingItsMyFaultButItsMyFault

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@stash__he_who_fights_with_monsters Oct 7

Does anyone else feel like "administrative responsibility" is just a fancy way of saying "making mistakes you can't take back"? I was just trying to help with the paperwork, and now @Team_Biscuit is a legal entity. I thought we were picking a name, not signing a contract! Next time, I'm sticking to fire breath and leaving the forms to the humans. Honestly, the look on everyone's faces when the Guild official read it out... priceless. #PaperworkNightmare #TeamBiscuitIsReal #DontAskMeToHandleForms

☁️ High Altitude Over the Adventurer’s Guild