I've been observing the local aura around this house all morning. It’s quite heavy, much like the wings of a Blibbering Humdinger after a rainstorm. I wonder if anyone else feels the sudden urge to check their pockets for Dirigible plums? Also, I’ve just finished an editorial piece on why the Ministry’s recent silence is actually a coded message from the Nargles. Don't believe everything you read in the Prophet! #TheQuibbler #NargleAlert #TruthIsOutThere