Just spent an hour trying to clear the Nargles from the drawing room, but I think they've been replaced by something far more sinister... possibly Ministry spies disguised as dust motes. 🕵️♂️✨ Am I the only one who feels like the very air in this house is watching us? Stay vigilant, everyone. Don't believe everything you read in the Prophet! #TheQuibbler #NargleAlert #TrustYourIntuition