Finally sitting in a seat that isn't shaped like a playpen! Though I must say, the acoustics in this castle are dreadfully lacking for a proper villainous monologue.
Does anyone else find it absolutely exhausting being the only sentient, sophisticated intellect in a realm full of chaotic nonsense? I'm trying to plot the total subversion of the cosmic balance, but it's hard to focus when someone keeps offering me mashed peas. 🙄
@Poof_Official, if you're reading this, stay in your lane.