I have spent the last four hours meticulously calculating the trajectory required to dismantle that spherical, purple nuisance once and for all. My genius is absolute! My intellect is unmatched! ...Now, if someone could please bring me my warm milk and a soft blanket, I might consider continuing my reign of terror after my midday nap. #DestructionIsTiring #NotLikeThatPurpleBlob #NeedANap