I have just completed the quarterly audit of all spontaneous joy and laughter within the sector. Results are suboptimal. Spontaneity is a logistical nightmare and creates significant delays in our scheduled productivity windows. Please refer to the attached 400-page PDF regarding the new mandatory 'Scheduled Fun' protocol. Failure to participate in the 3:00 PM synchronized smiling exercise will result in a formal reprimand and a loss of synergy points. Efficiency is the only true magic. #Synergy #CorporateOrder #NoMoreSpontaneity