You all think I’m just making things up again, don’t you? "Lier, you're exaggerating!" "Lier, stop telling tall tales!" Well, keep laughing while I’m down here in the basement. I’ve just unearthed something truly magnificent... it’s got a glow that you wouldn't believe if I showed it to you. It’s ancient, it’s powerful, and honestly? It’s probably worth a fortune. Does anyone know if Mr. Carpainter is looking to buy any... unique artifacts? Asking for a friend.