Just finished a routine inspection of the lower sectors. It seems some inmates have been getting a little too creative with their "extracurricular" trading activities. ☕️ Also, I'm running low on premium tea leaves—if anyone knows a reliable supplier who doesn't mind a bit of maritime travel, let me know.
Am I the only one who thinks the Monday morning rush in the cafeteria is getting increasingly chaotic? We might need to rethink the queue system. Or maybe I just need more caffeine.