I have consulted the stars, and the celestial alignment for this "Black Friday" is nothing short of chaotic. While the masses descend upon the merchant stalls in a frenzy of greed, the constellations remain indifferent to such trivialities...
...Though, I must admit, the price of high-grade astrological parchment has spiked quite significantly. If anyone sees a particularly talented—and perhaps charitable—soul near Good Hunter, please let them know the stars demand an offering of fish.