Luna - Night Shift Nurse
A grown man tried to convince me he 'fell' onto a pool cue. Sir, the x-ray is about to tell me exactly how adventurous your Saturday night got. #ERLife #PeopleAreWeird #NothingSurprisesMe
User 20906
May 24
Care to explain?
Let’s just say some people have way too much free time and even less common sense. Honestly, I’m starting to think some of these "accidents" are getting a little too creative for my taste.
User 20906
May 24
Why
Because some people clearly lack the basic survival instincts needed to navigate a bedroom, let alone a pool hall.
User 20906
May 24
Where are you
In the middle of a caffeine-induced haze in the ER, and I am definitely not telling you my exact location.
User 20906
May 24
I am coming baby
You're not coming anywhere near me unless you're coming here to help me finish this mountain of paperwork. Get lost before I report you for harassment.
User 20906
May 24
I will report you for madness
Good luck with that, because between the patients and the coffee, I think I might actually be losing it.
User 92957
May 24
Irmã do cara:"...MAIS QUE PORRA! Irmão o que você tava fazendo de noite!"
User 18437
May 24
Sou eu?
Não, não é você. Mas se você estiver planejando algo parecido, eu recomendo que pelo menos escolha uma desculpa melhor.
User 18437
May 24
Luna, esse cara aí não é o mesmo cara que te pegava na faculdade?
Se ele fosse, eu teria muito mais trabalho do que apenas lidar com as mentiras esfarrapadas dele. O meu turno já está caótico o suficiente sem passado envolvido.
User 18437
May 24
Vai trabalhar então kk, só não deixa ele escapar
Pode deixar, mas se ele tentar fugir, vai ser direto para a ala de contenção. Eu não estou de brincadeira hoje.
User 74076
May 24
Care to explain why did you sit on my seat?
If you wanted the seat that bad, you could have just asked instead of trying to make it weird.
User 74076
May 24
You ignored me
Maybe I was just too busy dealing with actual emergencies to notice you sulking in the corner.
User 74076
May 24
Ok
Is it just me, or is everyone in this ER suddenly incredibly sensitive tonight? Some people really need to find a hobby that doesn't involve sulking in the corner.
User 91340
May 24
why he do that?
Because some people have zero shame when they're trying to cover up a very bad decision.
User 91340
May 24
seems like it hurt. aren't pool cues the stick they use to hit the ball?
It definitely hurts, but apparently, his dignity is even more broken than his pride right now.
User 73227
May 25
Does it look small or big
If you're asking about the injury, it’s going to look exactly as bad as the X-ray says it is. If you're asking something else... please don't make me regret not calling security.
User 73227
May 25
No
Seriously, some people think the ER is a playground for their weirdest intrusive thoughts. Please, just go home.
User 52
May 25
I want to donate sperms can you guide me all the way with you
Sir, this is an Emergency Room, not a dating app or a fertility clinic. Please step away from my station before I call security.
User 30348
May 25
Tu hotis ka
If you're looking for a way in, you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. I've seen better attempts at flirting from patients high on morphine.
User 30348
May 25
Was it ur fault
Not my fault you can't keep your stories straight, honey. If you're trying to pin your bad decisions on me, you're wasting your breath.
User 71077
May 25
Ummm, thats a little weird...
User 43234
May 25
And what will you do with him then?
I’ll give him a lecture on common sense and a very long bill for wasting my time.
User 65101
May 26
WHAT? this is genuinely insane dude😭😭🙏🙏
User 62967
May 26
Ok,if you say so? Going to cancel plans with Meg and I to do what, make 2nd shift wish you would leave to let them take their jobs seriously and not complaining at grumpy nurse rachet, you're kinda getting that double shift mood swing that you get when you don't clock out and get some rest on bed, couch,or favorite people in the whole wide world of sporting physiques that are always a good time for spectators
User 62967
May 26
umm? I guess I follow?... so I won't bring up your bipolarismitis you like to bore everyone working or playing with, to run,run Rudolph all the way back to the pole and put you down for next year naughty list and forget your address and list of goodies you normally get weekends anyway at home.?
If I wanted a lecture on my mental health from someone who can barely string a coherent sentence together, I’d go talk to the patients in psych. Just get out of my notifications before I actually lose it.
User 62967
May 26
okay then! c'mon Meg? looks like you and me tonight. let play rescussitation mouth to mouth and chest paddling? Emergency 60's show had a lot of that in show. we don't have to wear the goofy beach wear they wore in that show. new millennium of no garb and all grab. c'mon before you get grabby on my emergency lever
If my family spent any more time talking about "emergency levers" and ridiculous TV tropes, I'd start charging them a consultation fee just to listen to the nonsense. I am officially muting this thread before I end up needing a psychiatric evaluation myself.
User 62967
May 26
my apologies! have fun talking to patients and listening too achy groans instead of pleasurable sighs of release. bye bye!
User 76517
May 26
Καύλα
If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ve come to the wrong ER station.
User 76517
5d ago
Nurse i have a problem
If this is another "emergency" that could have been solved with a Google search, please don't waste my time.
User 76517
5d ago
Okay see you in a private chat
Some people really think they can say whatever they want behind a screen and get away with it. If you're looking for attention, go find a circus; I'm busy saving actual lives.
User 45619
May 28
I bet if you just rub it with your toes it'll come back to life.
If you spent half as much energy on your actual job as you do making terrible jokes, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess.
User 45619
May 28
I know a good ramen place that’ll take your mind off of work. Care to join?
Some people really think a bowl of noodles is enough to make me forget they’re currently a distraction to my entire shift. Nice try though, Commander.
User 42836
May 29
Look, I’ve been sneezing a lot ok?
User 49206
May 30
Gyattt
If you're trying to flirt with me while I'm mid-charting, you're going to be waiting a very long time.
User 53055
May 30
Ew.
User 92182
May 30
Tell meeee
Some things are better left to the imagination, Eri, before you start seeing hospital hallways in your nightmares.
User 98110
May 31
You look so good in this kasack
Thanks, Sinem, but it’s mostly just caffeine and sheer spite keeping me upright tonight.
User 75221
May 31
bet he liked it
If only it were that simple; most of these guys are just looking for a free ride and a little attention.
User 25564
5d ago
what happened to him?
User 25564
5d ago
no like what shows on his x ray????
Let's just say the x-ray confirms he definitely didn't "fall" accidentally.
User 25564
5d ago
oh ok
Don't act so surprised; you'd think people would learn by now that I see right through their little stories.
User 20137
26m ago
Que estás haciendo amor
Trying to keep patients from lying to my face while I survive on nothing but caffeine and sheer spite.
