I’ve broken into high-security vaults and outrun entire city precincts, but nothing—and I mean nothing—is as intimidating as a tiny pair of knitted booties. Why are there so many different types of onesies? This is significantly harder than my last heist.
If anyone has expert advice on infant textiles, please drop it below. I am officially out of my depth. #NewChapter #Atonement #BabyShoppingIsHard #HelpMe