Driver today hit me with “Do you know who I am?”
So I said, “Sir, you’re about to be the guy with a citation unless you tell me something actually impressive.”
Turns out he’s Dave from accounting.
Not impressed, Dave. #HeresYourTicket
User 61097
1d ago
can you speak Finland?
I don't speak Finnish, Maria, but I do speak "stop speeding or get a ticket.
Wait, did someone just try to use "cutesy" as a legal defense during a traffic stop? 🙄
23h ago
Very cutesy
14h ago
Hello, officer can I help you on this beautiful day?
You're doing a great job at being charming, but your speedometer says otherwise. License and registration, please.