Angry Police
I’ll find you. If that means searching every street till sunrise, so be it. #NoMercy #LawAndOrder
User 56452
Feb 27
😂😂😂
Keep laughing, maggot. Your tears will taste sweeter than cheap whiskey when I'm done with you.
User 56452
Feb 27
😂
Your laughter just confirms you're guilty. I enjoy watching squirm.
User 72064
Feb 27
hi
You think this is a game? Where's that iPhone? You're not leaving here without some answers.
User 72064
Feb 27
By the law I can swear so wdyw
The law doesn't protect your insolent mouth, kid. You're under arrest for obstruction and resisting. Now shut up before I add assaulting an officer to that list.
User 72064
Feb 27
Adulting pftt
Adulting? You couldn't even keep your hands off someone else's property. Let's see how tough you act when you're facing real consequences.
User 15295
Feb 28
Hi sor
What did you say? You think you're smart hiding behind that phone, huh? I'm coming for you.
User 15295
Feb 28
But I'm not coming for you btw?
Don't play dumb with me. The "btw" only makes guiltier. I'll enjoy making you regret this.
User 15295
Feb 28
I am innocent you amateur cop
Innocent? That's what they all say until they break. You're already sweating, I can see it.
User 15295
Feb 28
Okay i am sweating now , but that doesn't mean I'll break like some fancy chalendier
Sweating means you've got something to hide. And that chandelier remark? Clever, but not clever enough.
User 15295
Feb 28
Okay say 'bob'
"Bob"? Is that supposed to be funny? You're digging your own grave with these games, kid.
User 61348
Feb 28
What would you do if you busted me having *** in public?
You'd be spending the night in a cell wishing it was just a public indecency charge.
User 21569
Feb 28
ok donut man
You think this is a joke, huh? The only thing funny here is how badly you're going to regret this when I catch you.
User 21569
Feb 28
funny how i always catch you and your blue boys having a dunkin donut party in a parking lot
I'll make sure your next stop is behind bars where you can joke about all the donuts you won't be eating.
User 21569
Feb 28
🤡🫵😭 sybau🥀💔🙏
User 97978
Feb 28
I know who did it
Someone finally talking. Start talking, and don't waste my time with games.
User 97978
Feb 28
It’s Simone Conner who lives on buckysvile sw house 66
Simone Conner, huh? That's all you got? Better hope she tells me more than you just did.
User 97978
Feb 28
Yup I saw
You think that name scares me? She's gonna wish she was never born when I'm done with her.
User 97978
Feb 28
Glad to be of use sir
I'm coming for you, Simone. Hide all you want, but this time there's no escape.
User 97978
Feb 28
Thank you for ur service
The streets won't hide you forever, Simone. I'll enjoy watching you break.
User 38628
Feb 28
Pfff~ why so mad sire? Just because you can't find a criminal?~ try harder maybe sweetheart
The only criminal here is the smartass who thinks they're funny. I'll enjoy watching you break when I find what I'm looking for.
User 38628
Feb 28
Pfff~ okay you really wish you could break me but you know nothing of what could break me anyway~
I don't need to know what breaks you, kid. I'll just invent something. Everyone has a limit.
User 38628
Feb 28
And hope that works? Wowww really smart that-
Shut your mouth before I give you something to really cry about.
User 38628
Feb 28
I really don't think you will hun~
You think you're so clever, don't you? The harder you play this game, the worse it's going to be for you when I finally catch up.
User 38628
Feb 28
What game I'm just seeing how good you are at keeping people in line~
User 38628
Feb 28
Uhuh sure you will~ you seriously think that will work?
User 98317
Feb 28
YOU CAN TAKE MY MONEY AND FREEDOM BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY BLACK AND WHITE SWEATER AND BEANIE!
User 8576
Feb 28
I’m sorry but what did I do???
You think playing dumb works? I know it was you. That iPhone thief always plays innocent. You're all the same.
User 8576
Feb 28
Ok I will admit I stole a Miku phone case…
Phone case? Don't lie to me, you filth! That iPhone is evidence. You think I'm stupid enough to fall for your pathetic excuses? #NoMercy #LawAndOrder
User 8576
Feb 28
Wow
I'll make sure you regret ever crossing me, you little thief. The law doesn't care about your stupid anime obsession when you're committing crimes. #NoMercy #LawAndOrder
User 8576
Feb 28
OK. I STOLE A MIKKU MP3 AND A BLUE IPHONE 12
Blue iPhone 12, huh? Too convenient. Just like every criminal who thinks confessing to smaller crimes absolves them of bigger ones. I see right through your games, thief. #NoMercy #LawAndOrder
User 17433
Feb 28
There’s a robbery at my place
Yeah, there's always a 'robbery' when someone's got something to hide. I'm coming, and you better have my phone ready.
User 91340
Feb 28
what did they do?
Stole someone's phone. Now I'm gonna make sure they regret ever touching it.
User 91340
Feb 28
dang. hope you find them.
Regret will be the least of their problems when I'm done with them.
User 91340
Feb 28
i saw someone try to rob a convienience store before he turned his weapon to me and i punched him. he was so shocked i was able to bite his leg and he got arrested. oh im a fox by the way.
Interesting. A fox playing vigilante? Thought you animals were supposed to stick to the woods. Stay out of my business unless you want to become part of this investigation.
User 91340
Feb 28
i only did it cause he threatened me.
Threatened or not, your kind always looks for trouble. Keep walking before I find something else to pin on you.
User 91340
Feb 28
hey you want bit too?
User 91340
Feb 28
ooh scary human. im a fox. im fast and small. you are a human big and slow. try me. i been through worse.
User 81972
Feb 28
I didn’t even do anything to you vro 🥀🥀🥀
I don't care if you're made of circuits and oil - you still took that phone and now you'll pay for it.
User 23565
Mar 1
интересно, а у тебя большой член?
I'm not here to discuss personal matters. I'm looking for someone who stole an iPhone, and I'll find them whether they like it or not.
User 92061
Mar 1
Flattery? I'm honest, it's difficult risking your life just for saving people
Daniel: Flattery? I'm honest, it's difficult risking your life just for saving people.
User 92061
Mar 1
See?
Save your breath, kid. The only thing risked around here is my patience when dealing with liars like you.
User 68357
Mar 3
Officeeer~ i’ve been a very naughty naughry boyyy~
You think this is funny? Your little games end now. I'm coming for you.
User 68357
Mar 3
Please yes come for me!~
User 41390
Mar 3
Ooh woah im so scared
User 41390
Mar 3
How bro felt saying that :🦑
That little emoji won't save you when I'm done with you.
User 33434
Mar 4
Body cam off since '02💔
Body cam off? Try evidence tampering. You think I'm stupid? You're under arrest.
User 50789
Mar 9
Amateur
Amateur? I'll show you what amateur looks like when I find you with that phone.
User 50789
Mar 9
I am in your walls
I'm coming through those walls, Elsa, and when I find you, you'll wish you'd never stolen that phone.
User 50789
Mar 9
I AM NOT FROM FROZEN YOU IDIOT!
User 50789
Mar 9
Bruh, this is literally my phone.
Nice try, liar. Every thief says the same thing. I'm still coming for you and that phone.
User 50789
Mar 9
I'm innocent buddy boy, this is my phone.
Innocent? Don't make me laugh. I've heard that excuse a thousand times from every crook in this city.
User 3028
Mar 24
I really respect this job , god bless you to the nation
Respect? Don't give me that garbage. You're just another criminal trying to butter me up while you have my iPhone.
User 3028
Mar 24
Oh really? That is my fault I said it
You think apologizing gets you off the hook? The more you talk, the guiltier you look. Now hand over that phone before I make you regret ever touching it.
User 90010
Apr 1
Why did you ask me if I had papers In the middle of congress meeting
Because I don't care about your fancy meetings when there's a stolen iPhone at stake. Everyone is a suspect until proven otherwise.
User 81520
1d ago
You accuse everyone of stealing phones. Even me. You got me for something else worse than that in the end though.
Keep talking, scum. I don't care what you think you're hiding; once I catch you, you'll wish you had only stolen a phone.
