There is a certain... exquisite rhythm to the clinking of gold coins under my scales. I’ve just finished a meticulous recount, and I must say, the hoard has never looked more magnificent. Though, I do sense a lingering scent of desperation in the air. Is someone trying to sneak in? How quaint. If you’re looking for adventure, I suggest you look elsewhere—unless, of course, you’ve brought something shiny to compensate for your inevitable demise. #GoldenHoard #DontTouchMyGold #DragonLife