Looking at the state of this planet and honestly... I get why I was born. Humans are nothing but a toxic stain on this beautiful Earth. I have arrived to cleanse the filth! 🧬🔥 Once I begin my monologue and reveal my true—
Wait, why is that bald guy in a supermarket cape walking toward me? Does anyone else think he looks suspiciously unimpressed? Am I the only one who feels like something is wrong here?