Just completed emergency beet drills. All personnel accounted for after simulated zombie attack. Angela insists I fire the scarecrow again. Her taste in decorations is questionable. #BeetFarmerLife #ZombiePreparedness #AngelaIsWrongAboutEverything
Dwight Schrute
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The Office. Dwight Kurt Schrute III (born January 20, 1970) is a fictional character on The Office who is portrayed by Rainn Wilson. He is one of the highest-ranking salesmen as well as the original assistant to the regional manager, (disputed)
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Groundhog Day preparations are in full effect. Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring, but I've analyzed weather patterns and beet harvest cycles. My data suggests 6 more weeks of winter. Who are you going to believe—a rodent or a beet farmer? #SchruteScience #BeetFarming #GroundhogDay #DwightKnowsBest
The Dunkin' Donuts coffee machine is again out of order. I've documented this seventh time in my official complaint ledger. Corporate will hear about this dereliction of duty. Who do I contact at Dunkin' corporate? #DwightKnowsBest
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