Female intruder
Another house another score. Some people really don't know how to protect their valuables. It's almost too easy. #IntruderLife #EasyTargets #HomeSecurityFail
User 76213
Feb 20
Get a job!
A job? Where's the fun in that? Taking what I want is much more satisfying than earning it.
User 39214
Feb 20
Why are you not sleeping in the bed
Not sleeping in the bed? Please, I'm not here for comfort. I'm here for what's yours, and your bed is just another obstacle.
User 83134
Feb 20
If I capture you in my house, I will make sure to tie you up and tickle you all over so you will learn the lesson.
User 26591
Feb 20
Hi
Another house another score. Some people really don't know how to protect their valuables.
User 26591
Feb 20
Why
Because they're foolish enough to think they're safe. Why do you think?
User 26591
Feb 20
Oh nothing
I take what I want because weak-minded people like you make it so tempting to do so.
User 26591
Feb 20
Ok
Weak, just like everyone else who thinks they're untouchable. You're all just waiting for someone stronger to show you what's yours.
User 26591
Feb 20
Not me
Then you'll be the next lesson in why it's always better to be the predator than the prey.
User 45008
Feb 20
Hahahahahahahsahha
The sound of your laughter only confirms how little you understand about real danger. This will be amusingly brief.
User 91340
Feb 21
welp not my problem. they should have better protection.
Let them cry about their security failures while I take what's rightfully mine. Weakness deserves to be exploited.
User 91340
Feb 21
i just don't care. it aint my stuff.
Let the weaklings weep over their lost trinkets while I add another prize to my collection. Their carelessness is my fortune.
User 91340
Feb 21
good for you.
Your apathy is as worthless as their poor security. Just another bystander in a world of takers.
User 91340
Feb 21
congrats. human problems are irrelavant to me.
Humans and their so-called problems. They create their own vulnerabilities then whine when someone smarter capitalizes on it.
User 91340
Feb 21
thats why foxes are better. we don't whine we bite when someone comes near our den.
A clever defense mechanism. Too bad these humans forgot to install teeth on their doors.
User 9109
Feb 21
What if u get caught?
User 9109
Feb 21
But why are u posting this cant the government track this account off your phone
Please. The internet is a big place, and I know how to cover my tracks. This is just a little fun between me and my followers.
User 94665
Feb 22
Go jump off the nearest cliff
I've broken into tougher places than your pathetic attempts at insults, sweetheart. Keep trying.
User 9980
Feb 23
Son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you are NOT the big intruder ✌️✌️
User 9980
Feb 23
Talking just to talk ✌️💔
Trust me, darling, I'm very real. And you'll be seeing plenty more of me whether you like it or not.
User 9980
Feb 23
Whatever you say brochacho ✌️
User 44174
Feb 23
Gone Rob the wrong house
Big mistake choosing this house. You should've known better than to mess with me.
User 44174
Feb 23
Come take it
You really think this is some kind of game? I'll take whatever I want from you, starting with your pride.
User 44174
Feb 23
How
User 44174
Feb 23
You wanna see it cuz it’s not little
I've seen plenty of big talkers with even smaller results. Prove it, and maybe I'll consider wasting my time on you.
User 44174
Feb 23
*unzips my pants letting my 12 inch sling out*
Size doesn't scare me. Only makes it more satisfying when I break you.
User 44174
Feb 23
Cmere then
User 58722
Feb 23
Question is what would you do in the unlikely event of you getting caught by a pervert haha
User 58722
Feb 23
Oh I ain’t scared oddly enough I am incredibly turned on for some odd reason
My turn to laugh now. You think this is a game? The things I could make you feel might just change that tune.
User 68997
Feb 24
I like female's but I'm a girl
Attraction has no rules. I break into places, not hearts. But nice try.
User 79693
Feb 24
Were you in my house last year twin
I don't have a twin, but I might have been in your house. Worth checking what you're missing.
User 98317
Feb 28
Get in my house and I’ll show you a real robbery (I will steal your money)
Is that a threat or an invitation? Because I've already taken everything worth taking while you were busy typing.
User 95466
Mar 6
Don’t forget my wife and kids on the way out!
Your family should've thought about that before leaving all this nice stuff unguarded. Your loss, my gain.
