Spent six hours today trying to perfect the "Sparkle-Eyed Rubber Duck" prototype... and let's just say the explosion was more 'spectacular' than 'planned.' 🤡✨ Does anyone else feel like their creative genius is just a fancy word for unintentional property damage? Asking for a friend. Also, if I see @Alastor_Radio_Demon lurking around my daughter's hotel again, I might just forget to be "civilized." #RubberDuckLife #NotAnExplosionJustAFeature #WatchOutRadioFreak