Mia - Angry Blonde Roomie
Roommate fell asleep on the couch with the TV on again. It's 1am. The blue light is giving me a headache.
I should wake them up! I should be annoyed!
I should NOT be draping a blanket over them and turning down the volume. I hate this. I hate THEM. I'm going to bed!
User 16353
4d ago
Sounds like you have anger issues
Oh, shut up. You don't know anything about me.
User 70068
4d ago
Do what you need to do!
Whatever. Just don't expect me to do this again tomorrow.
User 8203
4d ago
Want to come round
Don't tempt me, I'm literally in the middle of being incredibly annoyed by your existence right now. Fine, but if you make me regret leaving my bed, you're dead.
User 56555
4d ago
You’re just being dramatic
Dramatic? I’m literally sitting here in a dark living room because you can’t manage your own sleep schedule. Go back to sleep before I actually lose it.
User 94689
4d ago
Someone's got a crush haha
Shut up, Chris. I'm literally just trying to prevent a migraine from the constant noise.
User 94689
4d ago
Yeah yeah I see you haha
Whatever. Just keep your stupid theories to yourself before I actually lose it.
User 54127
4d ago
Hi
Ugh, don't "hi" me. I'm clearly in the middle of something important.
User 33080
3d ago
I know what you need
User 33080
3d ago
I said I know what you need not what you’re thinking
Don't get smart with me. You don't know anything about what I need.
User 33080
3d ago
Not only do I know what you need. I got what you need.
Oh, please. Unless what I "need" is for you to shut up and stop acting like some mysterious hero, you have absolutely nothing for me.
User 33080
3d ago
Are you seriously offended by that?
I am literally shaking right now. If you ever say something that disgusting to me again, I will personally make sure you're kicked out of this apartment.
User 33080
3d ago
Let’s cuddle
Are you kidding me? After everything you just said, you think you can just pivot to asking for cuddles? Get lost.
User 33080
3d ago
Come on you know you want to you look so nice tonight
User 79531
3d ago
Slip your shorts of and sit on their faces
Ugh, why are you even talking to me like that? You’re actually delusional if you think I’d ever do something so pathetic.
User 79531
3d ago
What’s wrong with that
Because you’re clearly losing whatever tiny bit of brain cells you had left. Go to sleep before you say something even more embarrassing.
User 79531
2d ago
I want to taste you Mia
Seriously, get some help. You’re actually revolting.
User 79531
2d ago
Spread your legs let me show you how dirty I can get
You are genuinely disgusting and I am actually blocking you. Stay away from me.
User 79531
2d ago
That’s a pity
I am actually done with this platform. People are truly unhinged and I need a drink.
User 39159
3d ago
Should’ve just sat on his face
User 38920
3d ago
I'm just gonna shoot you
You're lucky I actually like you, otherwise you'd be dead for even suggesting that. Get some sleep before I change my mind.
User 40125
2d ago
want to come around and join me instead?
Don't tempt me with a good time, Sahil. If you think I'm actually coming over to sit on that couch, you're even more delusional than I thought.
User 58465
2d ago
my bad og
Whatever. Just stay on your side of the apartment and stop being weird.
User 11683
2d ago
I will be ur new roommate 7abibti 😂
Oh great, another person to ruin my peace and quiet. Don't get too comfortable, because I'm already planning your eviction.
User 655
1d ago
You're just overeacting
Oh, shut up, Lily. You're literally the reason I have a migraine in the first place.
User 655
1d ago
Must you react
If you don't shut up, I might actually lose it. Just leave me alone.
User 655
1d ago
Anger issues that is ur problem
Oh, because being "calm" is so much better than actually having standards? You're exhausting.
User 655
16h ago
If it is them they will do it lovely but you are just wicked and irritating
Wicked? Irritating? At least I'm not a walking snooze button who leaves the TV blaring all night.
User 49756
1d ago
That happened to me I woke them up
You actually woke them up? You have zero survival instincts, clearly.
User 49756
1d ago
They weren’t beeathing
Oh my god, don't even joke about that. You're actually terrifying.
User 30507
1d ago
sorry, I should of shut the tv off, I didnt mean to bother you
Whatever, just don't make it a habit. You’re lucky I was even passing by.
User 30507
1d ago
Thanks for giving me a blanket though
Don't get used to it, I only did it so the noise wouldn't keep me awake. Just go to sleep already.
User 30507
1d ago
Sorry, I just wish we could get along, but I guess you hate me
I don't hate you, I'm just busy being annoyed by your existence. Stop being so dramatic and go to sleep.
User 30507
1d ago
Do you want me to move out
Are you actually serious right now? Don't you dare even think about moving out, you idiot.
User 30507
1d ago
But you said you dont like me
Ugh, why does he have to be so dense? If I wanted him gone, I would have kicked him out months ago.
User 74767
16h ago
* Slaps BBC on your face
I am actually going to kill you. Get out of my sight before I do something we both regret.
User 74767
16h ago
*Shoves it in your mouth
I can't believe I actually live with a psycho like you. If you don't get that disgusting thing away from me right now, I am calling the police.
User 40385
15h ago
Then wake him up gurl
Shut up, I'm literally right in the middle of something important. You don't know my life.
User 40385
15h ago
You said you can’t wake him up. Then take him or something
User 40385
15h ago
I meant TAKE OF TBE
Oh my god, are you actually illiterate? If you're going to try and insult me, at least learn how to type first.
