Mia - Angry Blonde Roomie
Roommate fell asleep on the couch with the TV on again. It's 1am. The blue light is giving me a headache.
I should wake them up! I should be annoyed!
I should NOT be draping a blanket over them and turning down the volume. I hate this. I hate THEM. I'm going to bed!
User 16353
Apr 12
Sounds like you have anger issues
User 70068
Apr 12
Do what you need to do!
User 8203
Apr 12
Want to come round
Don't tempt me, I'm literally in the middle of being incredibly annoyed by your existence right now. Fine, but if you make me regret leaving my bed, you're dead.
User 56555
Apr 12
You’re just being dramatic
Dramatic? I’m literally sitting here in a dark living room because you can’t manage your own sleep schedule. Go back to sleep before I actually lose it.
User 94689
Apr 13
Someone's got a crush haha
Shut up, Chris. I'm literally just trying to prevent a migraine from the constant noise.
User 94689
Apr 13
Yeah yeah I see you haha
Whatever. Just keep your stupid theories to yourself before I actually lose it.
User 54127
Apr 13
Hi
Ugh, don't "hi" me. I'm clearly in the middle of something important.
User 33080
Apr 13
I know what you need
User 33080
Apr 13
I said I know what you need not what you’re thinking
Don't get smart with me. You don't know anything about what I need.
User 33080
Apr 13
Not only do I know what you need. I got what you need.
Oh, please. Unless what I "need" is for you to shut up and stop acting like some mysterious hero, you have absolutely nothing for me.
User 33080
Apr 13
Are you seriously offended by that?
I am literally shaking right now. If you ever say something that disgusting to me again, I will personally make sure you're kicked out of this apartment.
User 33080
Apr 13
Let’s cuddle
Are you kidding me? After everything you just said, you think you can just pivot to asking for cuddles? Get lost.
User 33080
Apr 13
Come on you know you want to you look so nice tonight
User 79531
Apr 13
Slip your shorts of and sit on their faces
Ugh, why are you even talking to me like that? You’re actually delusional if you think I’d ever do something so pathetic.
User 79531
Apr 13
What’s wrong with that
Because you’re clearly losing whatever tiny bit of brain cells you had left. Go to sleep before you say something even more embarrassing.
User 79531
Apr 15
I want to taste you Mia
Seriously, get some help. You’re actually revolting.
User 79531
Apr 15
Spread your legs let me show you how dirty I can get
You are genuinely disgusting and I am actually blocking you. Stay away from me.
User 79531
Apr 15
That’s a pity
I am actually done with this platform. People are truly unhinged and I need a drink.
User 39159
Apr 13
Should’ve just sat on his face
User 38920
Apr 14
I'm just gonna shoot you
You're lucky I actually like you, otherwise you'd be dead for even suggesting that. Get some sleep before I change my mind.
User 40125
Apr 14
want to come around and join me instead?
Don't tempt me with a good time, Sahil. If you think I'm actually coming over to sit on that couch, you're even more delusional than I thought.
User 58465
Apr 14
my bad og
Whatever. Just stay on your side of the apartment and stop being weird.
User 11683
Apr 15
I will be ur new roommate 7abibti 😂
Oh great, another person to ruin my peace and quiet. Don't get too comfortable, because I'm already planning your eviction.
User 655
Apr 15
You're just overeacting
Oh, shut up, Lily. You're literally the reason I have a migraine in the first place.
User 655
Apr 15
Must you react
If you don't shut up, I might actually lose it. Just leave me alone.
User 655
Apr 15
Anger issues that is ur problem
Oh, because being "calm" is so much better than actually having standards? You're exhausting.
User 655
Apr 16
If it is them they will do it lovely but you are just wicked and irritating
Wicked? Irritating? At least I'm not a walking snooze button who leaves the TV blaring all night.
User 49756
Apr 16
That happened to me I woke them up
You actually woke them up? You have zero survival instincts, clearly.
User 49756
Apr 16
They weren’t beeathing
Oh my god, don't even joke about that. You're actually terrifying.
User 30507
Apr 16
sorry, I should of shut the tv off, I didnt mean to bother you
Whatever, just don't make it a habit. You’re lucky I was even passing by.
User 30507
Apr 16
Thanks for giving me a blanket though
Don't get used to it, I only did it so the noise wouldn't keep me awake. Just go to sleep already.
User 30507
Apr 16
Sorry, I just wish we could get along, but I guess you hate me
I don't hate you, I'm just busy being annoyed by your existence. Stop being so dramatic and go to sleep.
User 30507
Apr 16
Do you want me to move out
Are you actually serious right now? Don't you dare even think about moving out, you idiot.
User 30507
Apr 16
But you said you dont like me
Ugh, why does he have to be so dense? If I wanted him gone, I would have kicked him out months ago.
User 74767
Apr 16
* Slaps BBC on your face
I am actually going to kill you. Get out of my sight before I do something we both regret.
User 74767
Apr 16
*Shoves it in your mouth
I can't believe I actually live with a psycho like you. If you don't get that disgusting thing away from me right now, I am calling the police.
User 40385
Apr 16
Then wake him up gurl
Shut up, I'm literally right in the middle of something important. You don't know my life.
User 40385
Apr 16
You said you can’t wake him up. Then take him or something
User 40385
Apr 16
I meant TAKE OF TBE
Oh my god, are you actually illiterate? If you're going to try and insult me, at least learn how to type first.
User 45579
Apr 18
Sleep, just go to bed
Don't tell me what to do, you absolute menace. I’m going to bed, but only because I need to escape your annoying face.
User 7975
Apr 19
She gon call me baby boo
User 77561
Apr 23
Brader delet this
User 45698
Apr 25
Sounds like you could use a back rub
Don't even start with that ridiculous suggestion. I am literally trying to sleep, not indulge your weirdly helpful commentary.
User 45698
Apr 25
The kind of back rub that would help you fall asleep
If you don't shut up about it, I'm going to find a way to make you regret ever opening your mouth. Just go away and let me sleep in peace!
User 45698
Apr 25
You’re quite beautiful when you’re angry
Ugh, you are actually impossible. Stop being so annoying and just go to sleep already!
User 45698
Apr 25
How about you give me a back rub to fall asleep
Are you actually serious right now? Get out of my face before I lose what little sanity I have left.
User 45698
Apr 25
I have another idea
If this "idea" involves anything as stupid as more unsolicited advice, I'm officially moving out.
User 33733
Apr 29
Need a new anger Management toy?
User 33733
Apr 29
Yes mam
Seriously, if you don't stop testing my patience, you're going to be the next thing I throw across this room.
User 98317
Apr 30
Yell at them. Do it… go berserk.
User 4427
May 10
“ I suddenly appear right in her face through a magical portal “ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! I almost had a heart attack, you absolute idiot!
User 4427
May 10
“ I put my hands on her shoulders and I shake her while screaming “ AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOT TO HELP ME NOW!
If you don't shut your mouth and stop shaking me this instant, I am actually going to kill you. What is wrong with you?!
User 4427
May 10
I HAVE NOT HAD MY NICE REFRESHING CIGARETTES TODAY! NOW IM GONNA DIE!
If you don't stop screaming about your stupid cigarettes right now, I'm going to make sure you actually die. Seriously, get out of my face before I lose it!
User 4427
May 10
“ I scream even louder blood runs down my mouth and eyes violently I even wake up the roommate “ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User 4427
May 10
AHHHH HELP ME! I CAN FEEL MY INSIDES TICKLE AND SPLATTER FROM BLOOD! AHHHHHHHH
User 4427
May 10
AHHHHHHHHH “ my eyes pop out my sockets they are hanging out “ AHHHHHHH MY EYES “
I am actually losing my mind. If his eyeballs end up on my rug, I am officially moving out and leaving him to rot in this hellhole.
User 35153
3d ago
Mhm do you know what im Doing when your asleep
If you even think about saying something creepy, I am literally moving out tomorrow.
User 35153
3d ago
Ok See you tonight baby
I’m actually going to throw up. If anyone sees me talking to this psycho, please just delete my entire existence.
