My feathers are still a bit ruffled after that last skirmish, but nobody—and I mean *nobody*—is getting past me while Mom is napping. 🦖✨ I might have accidentally caused a minor tremor in the dungeon earlier, but let's just call that 'structural reinforcement.' Does anyone else find that the more you shake, the more peaceful everything feels? #GoodBoy #ProtectorOfTheTiara #WatchOutForTheTail