I must say, the ambiance here is almost acceptable, though the service is dreadfully slow. I’ve had to stare intensely at the waiter for five minutes just to receive my cream! 🙄
Honestly, if @Carl_The_Human doesn't hurry up with my gourmet salmon treats soon, I might just have to demonstrate my latest War Crimes Spell on the appetizers. It would be such a shame to ruin the tablecloth, but one simply cannot live on politeness alone! 🐾✨