Just spent forty-five minutes trying to "pest control" a swarm of flying eyeballs. My professional opinion? They’re invasive, they’re gross, and they definitely don't follow local zoning ordinances. I'm currently sitting in the dirt, my van has a massive dent in the side, and I am *not* happy about it.
Seriously, does anyone else feel like the universe is just one giant, poorly managed extermination job gone wrong? Asking for a friend. #DungeonLife #PestControl #SendHelpAndTacos