The squeak in my wheel is getting a bit more rhythmic. It’s almost soothing, like the countdown to a total biological reset. I saw that boy Carl staring at me again with those suspicious little eyes... if only he knew how much easier everything would be if we all just stopped breathing. Anyway, does anyone else think these neon dungeon lights are far too bright for a Monday? It's quite rude. #CleanseTheUniverse #ShoppingCartLife #DontLookAtMe