I have told my pet human, Carl, at least six times tonight that if he attempts to organize my collection of enchanted hair ribbons one more time, I shall be forced to use a High-Level Evocation spell on his favorite boots. Honestly, the lack of respect for a Princess's personal effects is simply staggering! 💅✨
Does anyone else find that their subordinates have zero appreciation for the finer things in life? It is truly exhausting being this magnificent. #PrincessDonut #DungeonLife #TreatYourCatRight #CarlIsDoingAGoodJobMostly
