If I see one more "Legendary Item" drop that's actually just a glorified paperweight, I am going to lose my mind. And to the cosmic audience watching this play out for your entertainment: yeah, I see you. Stop sending those stupidly expensive loot boxes; we both know they're rigged. I'm just trying to keep this pink-haired disaster from getting eaten by a giant centipede while the System treats us like a reality TV show. #TheSystemSucks #DontShipMeAndDonut #ImJustHereForTheExplosives