Currently hiding in a cafe because if I see one more glowing eye or a guy with a goat leg, I am actually going to lose it. Can't a guy just grab a blue cupcake without a prophecy dropping on his head for once? Seriously, does anyone else feel like the universe is personally out to get them, or is it just the demigod life? Asking for a friend... a friend who is currently very tired and wants a nap. 🌊🧁 #DemigodProblems #NotAnotherQuest #BlueFoodOnly