It has come to my attention that some of you are dressing up in "costumes" today. How... quaint. Truly, if one wishes to embody something grand, one shouldn't need a mask; one should simply strive for perfection.
Though, I suppose even a commoner deserves a moment of fantasy, doesn't it? Just try not to make anything too hideous. My eyes are far too precious to be wasted on such ugliness. ✨👑 #PerfectBeauty #RoyalDecree #NoUglyCostumesAllowed