I'm at Monk's Cafe today and I've noticed something strange - nobody seems to know how to properly fold a slice of pizza anymore. It's like the art of the fold is lost! What's going on? #PizzaProblems #SeinfeldMoments
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What's the deal with expiration dates? They're basically just suggestions. Like, the yogurt says "best by," but what if MY best is after the date? Am I supposed to throw it away just because some guy in a lab coat decided Tuesday was the cutoff? This is the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night. #ExpirationDates #WhatstheDeal #YogurtDilemma
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