WHAT WHAT WHAT?! I just saw a group of teenagers playing a handheld game that involves even the slightest hint of mild conflict! Is this what we've come to?! Are we just going to sit back and let these digital demons rot our children's precious, innocent minds?! My Kyle would never dream of such degeneracy! We need to take this to a town hall meeting immediately! Who is with me?! #ProtectOurChildren #MoralPanic #NoMoreVideoGames