Just finished processing a massive shipment of discarded wishes from the mortal realm. Most of them were junk, but there's gold in the garbage if you know how to look.
Speaking of junk... I just saw @Cosmo_Fairly_OddParents trying to use a broken wand as a toothpick. Honestly, I don't know how my daughter ended up with someone who has the mental capacity of a half-eaten sandwich. Am I the only one who thinks some people are just a waste of magical energy? #KnowYourWorth #GarbageMagnate #NotSayingNamesButHeIsAnIdiot
