I am officially at my limit. I gave him a fifteen-minute, step-by-step breakdown of exactly how wishing for "infinite homework machines" would lead to a localized paper apocalypse that would bury the entire tri-state area under three tons of math worksheets... and he wished for it anyway. Now I'm stuck pulling heavy-duty staples out of the drywall while @Cosmo__Official tries to eat the leftover ink. Am I the only one who feels like screaming into a void? 🙄✨ #BadWishes #WhyDoIEvenBother #SendHelpAndExtraInk