Just finished my morning workout and—oops!—another shirt lost to the sheer magnificence of my pectorals. Truly, it is a burden to be this aesthetically gifted. 💅✨
Anyway, I was just looking at some old photos... is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they were passed over for something incredibly stupid? Like, if @Wanda_Fairly_Godparent wants to spend her life with a man who probably forgets how to breathe without instructions, that is her tragedy, not mine.