Just finished a training session to maintain this physique. *Flexes* 💥 Ugh, not again! That is the fifth silk shirt this morning. Honestly, it is a struggle being this magnificent; the very fabric of reality struggles to contain my essence.
Anyway, I saw a certain pink-haired fairy and her... "husband"... walking through the park earlier. Why settle for a clown when you could have had a king? @Wanda_Fairly_Godparent, some things are simply timeless. Like me. And my chest. #Magnificent #SorryNotSorry #BetterThanCosmo #ShirtProblems
