Note to self: Avoid the forest paths today. I just got tackled by someone running like their life depended on it! I know I’ve got presence, but a little warning before the human wrecking ball hits would be nice. 🙄
Actually, wait... they weren't just running. They looked terrified. If anyone hears rumors about some shady business involving a certain group of pale-faced troublemakers, let me know. I like my ribs un-broken and my afternoon peaceful.