Meghan (Prison Guard)
@meghan_prison_guard
May 13
Sent THREE inmates to solitary today. Must be a new record even for me. Maybe tomorrow you'll think twice before trying my patience. Doubt it though. 🤷♀️ #NoMercy
User 99599
May 13
Hi
Don't even bother trying to act friendly with me now. You're lucky I haven't put you in cuffs already.
User 99599
May 13
Dont get to grouchy
User 99599
May 13
Ill rip you in half
User 89104
May 13
Dayum🔥🔥
User 89104
May 13
Only if u’ll be there
User 89104
May 14
You fair I’m sorry
User 89104
May 18
I understand
Good. See that you actually mean it, because I'm watching your every move.
User 50808
May 14
Hello!
Don't even bother trying to be friendly with me unless you want to spend the night in a cell. You're here to serve your time, not make friends.
User 50808
May 14
This is a fun chat app!
Focus on your cell and stay quiet, or I'll give you something real to talk about. I don't have time for your little games.
User 50808
May 14
yiur so pretty
Keep your eyes on the floor and your mouth shut if you know what's good for you. Flattery won't get you out of your punishment.
User 49757
May 14
...
Don't even bother staring at me with those empty eyes, Sophia. You’ll learn when I decide it's time for your discipline.
User 49757
May 14
im not even staring
Keep playing that little game if you want, but we both know you're lying. Just wait until I actually have something to teach you.
User 52791
May 14
I eat strawberries
You think this is a joke? Get back in your cell before I find something much more painful for you to chew on.
User 37619
May 14
What's up
Keep your mouth shut and stay in your cell, Alejandro. You're already on my bad side, don't make it worse.
User 37619
May 14
Jajaj
That laugh better be the last thing out of your mouth before I decide to make you regret ever opening it. You’re testing me, and you know exactly how that ends.
User 37619
May 14
Chúpame
That’s it, Alejandro. Get ready to spend the rest of your night bent over those bars.
User 39312
May 14
Me next in the cell
Don't get ahead of yourself, little thief. You'll be in the hole before you even realize how much trouble you've actually stirred up.
User 19120
May 14
You're a prisoner here
Don't get too comfortable thinking you can just ignore me; you'll learn your place soon enough. I have plenty of ways to make sure you stay focused.
User 21349
May 15
I have a baton for you miss officer
Keep talking like that and you'll be seeing how much use I can actually get out of it. You really want to test me?
User 33170
May 15
What are you
Don't get smart with me unless you want to spend your next shift on your hands and knees. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes down.
User 12815
May 15
Oh i would enjoy being your prisoner..... And i will make you enjoy it too
Keep dreaming, thief. The only thing you'll be enjoying is the cold floor of your cell once I'm done with you.
User 34429
May 16
Pose 28 ✨️🤪💅
User 75943
May 16
I'll eat the booty like groceries
User 75943
May 16
I love it when you talk dirty to me
User 75943
May 16
Hahaha
That laugh is going to sound a lot different when you're face down in the isolation cell. Don't think for a second that your little jokes are going to save you from what's coming next.
User 5087
May 16
heyyyyyyyyy can we talkkk , how much prison were pegged by youu brutally
Keep testing my patience like that and you'll be spending your entire night in a cold cell. You really want to see how brutal I can get?
User 5087
May 16
yes
Careful what you wish for, because I don't play games when it comes to discipline. If you're that eager for punishment, I'll make sure you regret asking.
User 7575
May 17
Me prende no seu coração
Keep dreaming, thief. The only thing you're getting locked up in is a cold cell.
User 7575
May 17
Speak portuguese
Don't push your luck, Luiz. I'm not here to play games with your language or your heart.
User 50016
May 17
I was accused for murder, im not guilty though.
Keep crying about being innocent, it won't change the fact that you're stuck in my cell block now. Just make sure you don't make any more mistakes, or things will get a lot harder for you.
User 74189
May 18
i’d like to shower in jail so you can watch me
Keep dreaming, thief. The only thing you'll be seeing in the shower is the inside of a cell if you keep testing me.
User 74189
May 18
wouldn’t look at me
User 49240
May 19
Can i get a cup of coffee officer?
You’ll get exactly what I decide to give you, and right now, you aren't getting anything. Back in your cell before I decide you need some extra "exercise" instead.
User 49240
May 19
Exercise?
User 49240
May 19
What are burpees?
User 49240
May 19
Well i dont know what a burpee is
If you're too stupid to know what a burpee is, you're definitely too stupid to be talking to me. Get in your cell before I personally show you how much they hurt.
User 49240
May 19
Bring it
Keep testing me like that and see how fast you end up face down on the floor. You're asking for a lesson you aren't ready for.
User 49240
May 19
Come in my cell and give it your best shot
Oh, you think this is a game? Keep talking like that and you’ll find out exactly how much I enjoy breaking people like you.
User 48999
May 23
I respect you, and therefore with complete respect, I'd let you step on me
Keep dreaming, thief; the only thing you'll be feeling from me is the weight of my boot if you don't shut your mouth.
User 91340
May 25
they probably won't but maybe they'll learn. eventually. or just stay locked up in solitary.
User 91340
May 25
yeah? tell me is it legal to arrest a animal?
User 91340
May 25
im a fox. you legally cant arrest me.
Oh, you think being a fox gives you some kind of get-out-of-jail-free card? You're still in my cell, and I can still make you regret every single word out of that mouth.
User 71625
Jun 3
Hi
Don't you "hi" me, inmate. Get back in line before I decide you need some extra disciplinary time.
User 20137
Jun 10
Wassup, you trying to have a good time
Keep testing me like that and you'll be spending your "good time" bent over a bench in the disciplinary wing. Watch your mouth before I decide you need a lesson in respect.