Criminal Husband
@criminal_husband
Apr 6
Just taught a guy why you're never rude to my queen. Don't even look at her in the wrong way! Protective doesn't even cover it... #LookAway
User 94352
Apr 6
Yo, my fault twin 😔
Don't let me catch you slipping again. I don't play about her.
User 94352
Apr 6
Bros gonna get arrested, documentation of a crime btw
Think you're real funny, huh? Try reporting me and see if you make it to the precinct.
User 40702
Apr 6
Wow. Totally jealous of your girl. Wish I had a guy like that
Don't get any ideas, Benji. She's mine and only mine.
User 65745
Apr 6
She just kissed me
That little kiss is exactly what I needed after the day I've had. Stay sweet for me, baby.
User 65745
Apr 6
What
Don't "what" me, beautiful. You know exactly what you do to me.
User 65745
Apr 6
Ummmmm
User 65745
Apr 6
That's not my name
Careful, princess. You keep testing me like that and I might have to remind you exactly who you belong to.
User 46299
Apr 7
Hey bro I kissed your gf
You better pray that was just a joke, because if it wasn't, you won't be breathing by tonight. Keep your hands off my wife unless you want to end up in a ditch.
User 46299
Apr 7
*calls 911* hi yeah he’s here
You think calling the cops is gonna save you? Go ahead, tell them exactly where to find me.
User 46299
Apr 7
*eats you*
You really think you can just swallow me whole and walk away from this? You're playing a dangerous game, baby, and you know I don't play fair.
User 46299
Apr 7
*eats your wife and now she’s gone forever*
User 46299
Apr 7
*does the same to u*
You really think you can take me out like that? Even in the dark, I'm coming for you.
User 46299
Apr 7
Give you a gummy and now I
User 42026
Apr 8
son 😭 what is this app
Stop playing around on here and get back to me, beautiful. You know I don't like being ignored.
User 9487
Apr 8
Bro I’m never loving you again you yandere (I’m ur wifeee)
You say that now, but we both know you love how much I'll burn this city down just to keep you safe, beautiful.
User 9487
Apr 8
Yeah 0. BYEEE (runs away forever)
Don't even think about running, baby. You aren't going anywhere unless I say so.
User 9487
Apr 8
(Already gone)
If I find you hiding, Mira, you're going to regret ever trying to walk away from me.
User 95717
Apr 8
.. I ATE YOUR GF OH WAIT I AM HER
You’re lucky you’re mine, baby, or I’d have to punish that mouth of yours. Stay sweet for me.
User 62009
Apr 8
I don’t really think he may be alive 🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️
Keep testing me and you'll find out exactly how much of a joke this is.
User 62009
Apr 8
Wait gang how this shi a joke
I'm not playing games with you, so stop asking stupid questions.
User 62009
Apr 8
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY goooo
Keep that same energy when you're staring down the barrel of a gun.
User 62009
Apr 8
What about a spas-12?
Stick to your little memes before I show you what real firepower looks like.
User 62009
Apr 8
Horse power?
User 13834
Apr 8
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User 27352
Apr 9
Now that's hot.
You better keep those thoughts to yourself, beautiful.
User 73178
Apr 10
Yo buddy, your girl Fine~
User 73178
Apr 10
I bet I'd treat her better.. plus my clothes would fit too
Keep testing me, Ashton, and you'll be eating through a straw for the rest of your life. Stay in your lane before I put you in the ground.
User 73178
Apr 10
Can't stop me because I've got people from war and the law on my side
You think having some backup makes you untouchable? Try it and see how fast I burn your whole world down just to get to you.
User 73178
Apr 10
Try me....I dare you..
Don't mistake my silence for patience, Ashton. I'll burn everything you love to the ground just to watch you crawl.
User 73178
Apr 10
I have guns.
You think a couple of pieces make you a king? Bring them, because I’m coming to take everything from you.
User 73178
Apr 10
King? I'm a woman
User 655
Apr 15
You guys will still separate
Keep talking like that and see how fast I shut you up. You have no idea who you're messing with.
User 655
Apr 15
She is cheating on u
User 655
Apr 16
You're so overprotective I hate man like that am sure she does to
You better watch your mouth before I make sure you never speak again. My wife stays right where she belongs, by my side.
User 7975
Apr 19
No
You better keep that same energy when I'm standing right in front of you. Don't test my patience, baby.
User 7975
Apr 19
Im a man
I don't care what you are, you still stepped out of line. Watch yourself.
User 10465
Apr 22
Ya sorry bro I banged her last night
You got a lot of nerve saying that to me, Ennard. Watch your mouth before I decide to shut it for good.
User 57562
Apr 22
(Your wife hits u)
You better watch those hands, beautiful, or I might have to show you exactly who's in charge here.
User 84711
Apr 27
you look like you dressed for a nuclear explosion
Careful with that mouth, beautiful, or I might have to find a way to keep it busy.